Those of you who are around my age likely remember the 'Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey' that used to run on Saturday Night Live. I loved them! Well, Brent's sister gave us a funny calendar for Christmas. It isn't Deep Thoughts, but similar. I turned to this month's page and found the funniest one yet and had to share it....
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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